Day 122 – Untitled Contacts

Contacts

One box of contact lenses. New, unopened with case.

Now that I’m turning into a very minor  fitness freak, I need to wear contacts again, because my glasses were being bowed out of shape. When I took them in to the glasses shop, the technician said that the heat from sweating melts the plastic. (Eeew)

So off to the ophthalmologist it was for me. Where I found out my ‘script had changed. So I need an upgrade on the contacts. I haven’t worn contacts in almost 2 years I think. Thus these ones (still)  in the drawer are no good for me.

Why do I include them here? It turns out the contact lens tech said “Oh! What you were wearing before – they don’t make them anymore. They’re all made with silicone now”.

So these are useless, even if my ‘script hadn’t changed and they weren’t close to the expiry date.

Makes you wonder how good they were for the eyes before, why the switch to silicone now. I am only wearing them for sports and when I want to look cool. Contacts literally change the shape of your eye I learned a couple of years back, hence the non-wearing of them.

Status: Discard. Due to expiry date approaching and non-silicone status.

Kill-ratio: 18:1

Variation on Title
: Untitled No. 122 Contacts

Untitled Joke of the Day: “Hey Untitled No.2 Did You Change Your Hair? You Look Different”.

p.s. This week of Untitledness has been a treat, but I fear I must retire it for the time being, running out of jokes. Thanks to Richard and Notes to the Milkman for the Untitled Inspiration and to Ben for the joke format at end of posts.

p.p.s. If anyone’s noticing these little things – I accidentally published this as Day 120, which was the day before yesterday. I also published yesterday’s post as 120. 120 must be on the mind. Fixed.

Untitled 121 – NYT Natural Foods Cookbook

NYT Natural Foods Cookbook

The New York Times Natural Foods Cookbook by Jean Hewitt.

10th printing so no need to fret over the bashed up cover.

There are some funny recipes in here.

“SCRAPED APPLE
1 apple, cut in half and core removed.”

It goes on to detail how to scrape the side of the spoon and feed it to your baby in a convenient and tidy manner.

For all practical purposes, ie: actually cooking and looking for a recipe, I use two things:

1) The Joy of Cooking cook book (also softcover and dilapidated.  2nd-hand garage sale)

and

2) iPad (the 1st version – so technically it is close to obsolete).

All the other cookbooks (about 15) are basically obsolete. Including this one. And yet it is so tender, full of delicate illustrations and earnest declarations.

NYT Cookbook

NYT Cookbook

Status: Undecided.

Kill-ratio: 17:3 ~ 6:1

Variations on Title:

Day 121 – New York Times Natural Foods Cookbook.
Untitled No. 121 – Cookbook (I like this one the best but am too lazy to switch now)

Untitled Joke of the Day:  “Untitled No 1. I can’t find the mustard, where did you put it?”

Untitled Nonsense all stems from The Future of Papier Mache’s post which linked to What the Milkman Said. See other jokes starting with Day 116 – Untitled Powder Compact

Untitled 120 – Portable CD Player

Portable CD Player

Panasonic Portable CD Player.  Shockware proof.

I’m shocked at the prices being asked for these on Amazon and eBay. Some as low as $10, but other at $64.95! Not so obsolete as I thought.

This is a borrowed obso object. Running low on time and nothing sprang out and said pick me, pick me, so my partner volunteered this treasure.

Portable CD Player

Portable CD Player

Status: Exempt

Kill-ratio: 27 to 3 or 9:1 Lazy crazy hazy days of summer (not quite,  I am wearing boots today on June the 1st).

Variations on Title:

Day 120 – Portable CD Player
Untitled CD Player No. 120

Untitled Joke of the Day: “Untitled No. 1,  I Thought You Bought More _______”

[ Untitled references are to be found in Day 118 – Untitled Cassette Tape’s post – scroll down to bottom ]

Day 117 – Untitled Software

Outdated Software

Old DVDs containing outdated software.

Cleaning out the CD/DVD drawer and came across these original, fully licensed versions of software that are now fully obsolete. At least for my mac (which itself is close to done and dusted) they are, they would probably still run on an older O/S. I think most software is sold as a download only now. So perhaps the whole concept of software cds/dvds is obsolete.

Outdated software

Status: Recycle. But first check Craigslist and see if there is any value and then sell. Or better still, donate. Need a few drops of good tech karma.

Kill-ratio: 28:2 or 14:1

Variations on Title:

Untitled No. 117 Software
Day 117 Untitled No. Software
Untitled No. 117 Software Still

See Day 116 for this titling thing.

Last night we came up with 4 Untitled Kid / Pet jokes. Ok, he did. I just laughed.

Thanks again to The Future is Papier Mache which lead me to the milkman’s post which is now an endless supply of variations of Untitled Jokes, possibly soon to become a titled project,  knitted or crocheted just to keep the non-parasitic hand in there.

Day 116 – Untitled Powder Compact

Compact Case

Powder Compact. Still enough powder in there to reek and to powder your face were you not a wee bit of a germaphobe and worried about allergic reactions. Plus the colour is too pale.

A garage sale find. Like a crow, I was attracted to the hint of shininess of the surface. It might be silver-plate.

Compact

The title of this post is inspired by The Future is Papier Mache’s new titling system, as well as this post about titles.
It raises some questions for me, because first of all, a blog is all about being verbose, and to put these photographs out there as images with all these explanatory musings and diverse ramblings immediately removes them from the field of Art. And yet, some of them I may decide to print and put out there as Art,  and so then they will, by the Duchampian logic, become Art. So the question of how to title these posts – I’ve been going with the simple “Day #x, Literal Title of Object” format,  reminded me of that dilemma. (Is it art if you blog about it?)  For today, and perhaps in the future I will add the Untitled in front of the Literal Title. I could add the No to reference the date and remove the Day #x. There has to be a reason to keep going.

Either way, I will spend the rest of the evening coming about with variations of jokes on the “Untitled No 1 – you left your socks on the floor (again)”, “Untitled No 2 – Yes, you do have to eat your broccoli”**  even though I have no kids. They could even mutate into a new series of art works. You can run from your past but you can’t hide.

Compact

Status: This is a tough one. Photographing it reminds me why I was attracted to it in the first place. But really it is slightly grotesque, all that powder from the last century.

Kill-ratio: 23:3 or ~7:1 Low and lazy.

** You have to read the post about titles to get the joke.