Single to double phone jack adapter.
We at the OP residence, are amongst the last of our kind to still have a land line. Two in fact, counting the one at the studio/office. Which coincidentally is down right now (as well as the internet) and so I got to experience first hand today what not having the landline at the stuffice would be like. I can report that the only irritation I felt was the 45 minutes used up on my cell while I waited on hold for someone at Telus to answer the phone. They never did, I eventually tweeted and await a response.
Status: See how the sea monster can use this.
Kill-ratio: 26: 2 / 13:1
Alt-title: Untitled Object No. 206 for a Double Life.
As per usual, a shout-out thanks to Richard, and to John, for inspiring the Alt-Title Untitled post poppycock, and to Ben for the jokes format. I hope there’s someone out there who knows html and appreciates the extra element of the “joke” (no pun intended)
Obsolescence Project 
Deanne! I finally got your HTML joke (it’s only taken a month). Sweet photographs.
Better late than never:) I don’t specifically mention it every time though. Might start so. And thanks, glad you like pix.