Day 268 – Book : German Dadaist Literature

Library Card

I’ve cropped this image. The last stamped date is in fact May 22, 1984.

German Dadaist Literature: Schwitters, Hugo Ball, Hans Arp By Rex W. Last

I’m starting off with this image, lest anyone get the wrong idea that I’m calling German Dadaist Literature obsolete. Although I’m sure that point of view could be argued as well.

Book German Dadaist LIterature

The main local library sells off some of their collection every year, which is how this book came into the possession of the Obso household, in case you think we were super delinquent with our returns. What would be the fine, I wonder, on a 28 year old overdue book?

Book German Dadaist

Book German Dadaist LIterature
Status: Read? Keep the library card. That is a precious talisman.

Kill-ratio: 36: 3 / 12:1

(captioned images don’t count towards ratio)

Alt-title: Untitled Tome No. 268 For Unraveling Sense

 

Kurt Schwitters reciting Ursonate

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noticed asked not I and
told was be?'” “I am told that there
Julian and was told are
Construction broadcaster it someone here that there
Julian RCN: myself, someone I
shining area, to from it be emeralds

Generated on Dada Poetry Generator

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More about Alt-title foolishness here

Day 267 – Glass Cutter

Glass Cutter

Glass Cutter for Circular Shapes.

Leftover from an old project. An old semi-realized project.

The blade is super sharp.

Glass Cutter

Day 77 also featured a glass cutter,  but for ordinary cuts, no fancy circles.

Glass Cutter

Status: Experiment cutting circles with something other than glass. Xmas ornaments….

Kill-ratio: 18:3 / 6:1

Alt-title: Untitled Object No. 267 For Cutting Out The Crap.

Alt-titles / Kill-ratio > Read all about it here.

Day 266 – Pipe Cleaners

pipe cleaners

Pipe Cleaners. Circa 2001.

Unlike some  items in Obso land, these were not acquired with the intention of making Art. Their dream was much humbler — to be a xmas ornament.

pipe cleaners

 

pipe cleaners

 

John Harry Stedman invented the pipe cleaner in the early 1900s. He sold the patent to B.J. Long Company, which made him wealthy. A very modest item to gain fortune from.

Transfer

Stedman also invented the streetcar transfer ticket in 1892.

Status: One more kick at the can for inventing an xmas decoration full of fun and wonder.

Kill-ratio: 28: 3/ 9:1

Alt-title: Untitled Object No. 266 For Cleaning Out Old Projects.

Alt-titles demystified here.

Day 265 – French English Dictionary

French English Dictionary

Collins French-English English-French Dictionary. First published 1952. Latest reprint 1968.
Printed in Great Britain by Collins Clear-Type Press.

French English Dictionary

I spent a chunk of the afternoon trying to look up  a quote by Guillaume Apollinaire (see below) in its original French version. It took quite a while, but I found it. I used this dictionary to look up the word monotony. Barely visible in the image.

French English Dictionary

“Sans les poètes, sans les artistes les hommes s’ennuieraient vite de la monotonie naturelle. L’idée sublime qu’ils ont de l’univers retomberait avec une vitesse vertigineuse. L’ordre qui paraît dans la nature et qui n’est qu’un effet de l’art s’évanouirait aussitôt. Tout se déferait dans le chaos. Plus de saison, plus de vie même et l’impuissante obscurité règnerait à jamais.”

“Without poets, without artists, men would soon weary of nature’s monotony. The sublime idea men have of the universe would collapse with dizzying speed. The order which we find in nature, and which is only an effect of art, would at once vanish. Everything would break up in chaos. There would be no seasons no civilization, no thought, no humanity; even life would give way and the impotent void would reign everywhere.”

– Guillaume Apollinaire , Les Soirées de Paris, 1912

Status: It’s pocket size. Keep.

Kill-ratio: 16: 3/ ~5:1

Alt-title: Untitled Object No. 265 For Keeping Monotony At Bay.

What’s this alt-title/kill-ratio stuff all about and who is to blame? Read all about it.

Day 264 – Part II, Book: How to Play

Book How to Play

1971 Edition, “How to Play: The Most Complete and Simple Step by Step Explanation”, copyright Ed Munroe. Part II.

There is a mail order form at the back of this book. This is how I know it’s obsolete.
It costs $1.95 for each payment (California residents add 10 cents sales tax).

But there is a zip code, so it’s not ancient.

On page 145 I learn that Keno is one of the world’s oldest games of chance, dating to the year 3000 BC. It was then played with pigeons.  Each pigeon had a symbol marked on it, and they had to escape from cages. Not so sweet.

Book How to Play

Status: Choose one Game – perhaps by rolling the dice, and learn to play said Game.

Kill-ratio: 18:2 / 9:1

Alt-title: Untitled Tome No. 264 For Learning How to Roll With the Punches.

More about alt-titles and kill-ratio here.

My status: Yesterday I let the tides of dealing with the ridiculousness of a corporation get the better of me. Today I am free.