Pedicure Toe Separators. Still in Plastic.
Yes, brand new. And they have been sitting in the bathroom drawer (well, it was renovated recently so not the same drawer) for over 9 years. Nine years. Clearly clutter, but because they’re “brand new” and shiny I haven’t tossed them yet. They also have a guilt association as they were a gift. The packaging was in better shape back then.
Perhaps they represent time. There will be that moment in time when I will have an hour or so to give myself a pedicure at home. There will be that level of pampering at home. There will be lots of time. I’m already breathing slower.
Status: Deadline to open these and use is the following Sunday. This weekend is already jammed. Next Sunday I make time, or out into the bin they go.
Kill-ratio: 11:1
Untitled Joke of the Day: “I’ll try the Untitled No.88 polish, don’t you think it suits my skin tone, Untitled No 35?”
Obsolescence Project 
Reminds me of a yoga move (when I used to go to classes) where you thread your fingers between your toes. It’s good for helping spread the toesies apparently, and makes for better—you know, wider—support.
Brings whole new meaning to ‘Spread ’em Danno’* too.
(*not sure who Danno is)
I haven’t done that move yet in yoga class, which I must confess I haven’t attended as frequently as I ought. So pedicures could also be seen as yoga move – hence justifying the going to salon for one!:)