Pedicure Toe Separators. Still in Plastic.
Yes, brand new. And they have been sitting in the bathroom drawer (well, it was renovated recently so not the same drawer) for over 9 years. Nine years. Clearly clutter, but because they’re “brand new” and shiny I haven’t tossed them yet. They also have a guilt association as they were a gift. The packaging was in better shape back then.
Perhaps they represent time. There will be that moment in time when I will have an hour or so to give myself a pedicure at home. There will be that level of pampering at home. There will be lots of time. I’m already breathing slower.
Status: Deadline to open these and use is the following Sunday. This weekend is already jammed. Next Sunday I make time, or out into the bin they go.
Untitled Joke of the Day: “I’ll try the Untitled No.88 polish, don’t you think it suits my skin tone, Untitled No 35?”